From the recording MAGA Chud
About “MAGA Chud”
This song started as a joke and honestly? It still is.
We had a couple hours of leftover studio time, too much caffeine, and absolutely zero good ideas. So naturally, we wrote a high-energy pop-punk crash-out about a typical MAGA voting Trump worshiping chud. It’s heavy, it’s loud, it’s dumb, and it has the comedic subtlety of a brick through a windshield.
I never planned on releasing it. I planned on burying it in a folder and denying everything. But then 2026 midterms started creeping up, the timeline got weirder, and I figured why the fuck not? The world’s already unhinged. Might as well drop a feral little song about it.
Blame the leftover studio time and ADHD.
Lyrics
You hit me with your cheap trick
Trying to fuck me with your needle dick
Greasing through your T-shirt
You're addicted, I'm the dealer
Dick in your hand I'm stuck in your system
Face turning red, I can see as you stiffen
You're crashing out, yeah, you're crashing, I'm laughing, but are you crashing?
Did you know this?
Fuck boy, you're a MAGA Chud
You should die, I can help if you want
Why try, Your life is a dud
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Run
Catch you at our next fight
Won't go easy on you next time
Get used to being lonely
Don't you blame this outcome on me
Dick in your hand I'm stuck in your system
Face turning red, I can see as you stiffen
You're crashing out, yeah, you're crashing, I'm laughing, but are you crashing?
Did you know this?
Fuck boy, you're a MAGA Chud
You should die, I can help if you want
Why try, Your life is a dud
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Run!
MAGA Chud
MAGA Chud
MAGA Chud
MAGA Chud
Such a tiny little dick you've got
Fuck boy, you're a MAGA Chud
You should die, I can help if you want
Why try, Your life is a dud
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Should I cut off your junk, or let you
Run?